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For u all who dont know malaka.

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Derp nugget, Dec 22, 2017.

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Do jerry use a banana peel to masturbate?

Poll closed Dec 28, 2017.
  1. YES

    41.2%
  2. NO

    5.9%
  3. BLAME JERRY!!!!!1

    52.9%
  4. BLAME SHIRO!!!!

    23.5%
  5. BLAME PICA !!

    11.8%
  6. DONT BLAME THE NUGGET!!!!!

    5.9%
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  1. Derp nugget
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    And blame jerry.
     
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    guys how many times do i need to tell you Shiro is the new Jerry so blame Shiro
     
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    How about blaming them both?
     
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    no that won't work you can only blame 1 person or else they never gonna feel the blame but you can blame Jerry sometimes but try to keep it at a

    90% (Shiro blame) 8% (jerry blame) 2%(others)

    this formula will keep a balance in the server and was created by dr Einstein himself
     
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    This is actually incorrect, Einstein discorvered that blame was relative but it wasn't untill Heisenberg we fully understood the quantum dynamics of blame. The Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle for Blame dictates: σ_jerry * σ_shiro >= (blame/2) and it is therefore a more accurate representation. In layman's terms, it means if you blame jerry, you dont know where shiro is and if you blame shiro, jerry is a malaka.

    Moreover, this is also consistent with "Schroedinger's Malaka" thought experiment where if you put a malaka in a server, you wouldnt know if that malaka is jerry or shiro unless you get in the server yourself. But you getting in the server can change the result of your experiment (since you might as well be a malaka) so as long as you stay outside, the malaka is both jerry and shiro at the same time so they should be blamed accordingly.
     
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    never blame me
    im just the guy with the coca cola cans
     
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  7. Derp nugget
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    do u have diabetes
     
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    What the fuck I just read?
     
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    nah im immune to diabetes
     
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